On one hand I think dogs are the dumbest pets 
one can find - they simply submit and obey for 
no valid reason. On the other hand, it's nice to 
have a big cuddly animal to drag around. Myself, 
I had a Tibet Terrier, not what I wanted and 
luckily no longer. As soon as my mother moves 
out, I'll, after dreaming of it for 8 years, go 
for a red brindle Akita stud dog ($1300 per 
puppy he produced...), but a Japanese, not the 
American bootleg with its ugly fatness and those 
wrinkles. Yuckyuckyuck...

Here's my useless mutt who now lives elsewhere 
and my lovely pink cat Souzou who was the only 
fool to like that dog.

Btw, Bogus once had a Golden Retriever 
girlfriend. I would have so wanted to trade my 
stinking furball for her, eventhough she always 
wagged the flowers off the table with her tail 
and made me cry by wrecking the house like a 
tornado everytime she came to visit.