I'd prefer not to part with anything other than 
what's already up on my sale page, but I'd like 
to be able to afford LASIK eye surgery.  I was 
planning to go with a doctor that is affordable 
and provides a payment plan, but I think I'd 
rather have my surgery done by the best in the 
Bay Area (I only have one pair of eyes after all) 
and she asks for full payment up front.  

So hit me with your best offer on anything on my 
site.  I may turn you down, but I won't be mean 
about it.  Who knows, I may just take you up on 
your offer.  

Hope to hear from you soon!