Are you sure that you have a *cel tree* blooming 
in your back yard???  I could have sworn it was an 
idiot bush. 

Remember when I first visited you and went to the 
wrong house across the street?  When your neighbor 
pointed at your place I distinctly heard her say 
something about a "blooming idiot" being over 
there.....

BWAAAHAWHAWHAW!

Now what's this about me taking over France?!!
(That might explain why I woke up one day 
exhausted, with my bed full of croissant crumbs. 
Hmmmmm!)

JP