The neighbour kids I so hate(d?) brought this 
this evening:



I felt like screaming "TAMAHOMEEEEEE!" yesterday 
night, but wait! Weren't those the brats who also 
sling stones at our terrass to get attention? So 
won't it have been them to throw parcels at 
windows instead of ringing? At not-too-close 
examination, the envelope also turned out to have 
a large crease! I tested and confirmed my idea by 
throwing it edge-wise (without the cel in it) at 
the door frame above me, and latter, just as my 
head it smashed into while recoiling, made 
creases into it, and a noise equal to the one on 
my window... (if I were an anime chara, I'd have 
had it stuck in my head, with lots of blood 
straming out all my facial openings and the wound 
itself...)
...and there I lock maself up with my dagger, 
katana, mobile and wireless, calling the cops 
with shakey voice and considering calling Spouse-
sama for some words of comfort... after the 
embarrassment of having a photo of my 
spouse's/crush's butt developped without 
knowing...
Someone pls kill me?

Ore-sama

PS MUUUUHUHUHUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA, ORE-SAMA CRAZY 
GETTING!!!