In honor of a day filled with hard-packed snow, 
clever cocaine addicts, and food that was NOT 
worth the $3.50 I paid for it, show me characters 
who suck, or who are sucking.  Here's the fella 
who inspired this post; finding him waiting for 
me on my couch suddenly made the day much less 
sucktacular.  If that's not irony, I don't know 
what is ^-~.

Apologies for the poor scan, which is entirely 
the fault of my scanner.  In keeping witht he 
theme, it will be noted that my scanner ALSO 
sucks.