Well, I deserve the Darwin Award this year...I
cant beleive what I think I just did. Okay, so,
I had to mail a payment to Japan, right? Okay.
Taxes are due Tuesday as well. So, a couple of
nights ago, I sat my little butt down, and did
my lovely taxes. I then sealed them up, with a
check, and stamp, all pretty and ready to mail!
Well, I thought to myself "Hmm, I think I'll
just stick this in here with my Japan stuff, so
I wont lose it, and when I go to the po, I can
just take it out and mail it! HAHA, the
simplicity of it was astounding! So, I went to
the po yesterday..and mailed my little packet to
Japan. But, today is Thursday..and I realize I
forgot to send my taxes! Then...it dawns on
me....holy mother of God...some lady in Japan is
going to get money for a Final Fantasy
suit...AND MY TAXES!!!! AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!
Stupid stupid stupid human! So, now I have to
go home and redo the damned things at lunch..and
pray to God I can communicate with the lady in
Japan fast enough to explain to her what that
strange letter to Internal Revenue Services is,
and how to tear it up and burn it. So, in honor
of my astonishing dumbass act, please show me
cels of other astonishing dumbasses..so I dont
have to feel so alone in my dumbassery. m(__)m |