Every now and then an auto-translator delivers a 
message that is too poetic or too funny to pass 
up.  I just completed a YJ transaction and 
received this courteous reply from the seller:

"Please let me know when the items will be coming 
on your hand through the feedback that be fine!"

I guess there are worse things you can get on your 
hands than a flu-type virus.  LOL

The other one that I've always enjoyed, due to its 
unintentionally poetic quality is:

"Being doing the online shopping of the cels."

Couldn't have said it better myself.
^_^

JP