...or, "please excuse my guts of asking for 
help", but I received a completely Japanese eMail 
with a completely Japanese link, and what they 
write sounds, according to Babelfish (a sad 
excuse for a translation machine), either like a 
notice of copyright violation or like a job 
offer... or like "nado-nado". But it does sound 
like I'm gonna regret not reading it ;__;
So I was wondering whether anybody here could 
read perfect Japanese and ummmmmmm.... translate 
the eMail for me?

Thanks in advance!
Ore-kun & Sushi-sama (yummy... dead fish on cold 
rice!)

PS How does a polite reply in Japanese sound 
anyways? "Konnichiha" doesn't sound quite 
formal...