Well, I don't have any old-people cels yet, but 
I'll wish you a happy birthday anyway.  Even 
though, if you're complaining at 25, you ain't 
ever gonna make it through your 30's!

You've got rickets? Hey, can't blame aging when 
you just didn't drink any milk while you were 
growing up!  

Oh, one bit of advice on growing older - numbers 
mean nothing (except when they make you eligible 
for discounts) - it's how long you can continue 
to buy toys for YOURSELF first, despite the 
horrified opinions of those around you!