Like, for instance:

* Of all the kids I teach in my fourth-grade 
class, you really have the cutest brown eyes.

* I could help you more with your math homework 
if we moved over to this comfortable couch.

* Would you like to look at my collection of 
hentai cels? 

* Wouldn't you like to have my teddy bear when 
you're a little older?

* Cardcaptorz Rox!!!!  I jus luuuv Joolian and 
Sakuurruh.

* Honestly, I think that weird brooch makes your 
butt look enormous.  How about you take it ... 
off ... uh ... Rika-chan ... ???