OMG,

Thank you for everybody who sent me offers, you 
guys are great!!!
I have managed to raise the amount needed to 
avert absolute deep doodoo, and I have stopped 
even considering offers. Even though some of them 
are incredibly tempting. 
If you have not heard back from me yet, expect it 
by the end of today. 
Thanks again for all the e-mails and inquiries 
and offers, AND a huge congrats to April who 
actually managed to wrench an Iason from me.  
^_^