But come on! Pocket talks are FUN!  The entire 
business concept of this place/group of 
omnipotent god-things is humor in and of itself. 
^_~

Plus, doesn't it say something about Pocket that 
so many people (a lot of them customers) were 
willing to believe the first rumor?  

Now if you will excuse me, I still have to find 
a Kobe steer and this sledgehammer's getting 
heavy!

"Heeeeeeeere cow cow cow.... I need a sacrifice 
worthy of the unholy Pocket overlords....."