We get them that big down here!  

You have to get your friend to hold them down, 
then beat them to death with a shovel.  Pushing 
them out in front of moving traffic also works. 
^_~  It's that healthy New Orleans swamp gas 
that does it to 'em. 


Seriously though, my grandma once caught one in 
a mousetrap. *twitch*

Sorry, I don't own any slow cels evil >_<