I take it you were hoping to give nekkid Spike 
some company?  :)

Mmmmmmm... nekkid Spike... *brain goes off to 
la-la land for just a minute, then gets dragged 
back to reality*

Much as I was ecstatic to win the Vash auction 
without more competition, I nonetheless sympathize 
-- there's nothing like the hideous adrenaline 
shock you get on waking up and realizing that you 
juuuuust slept through an auction.  UGH.

*hands you a cookie*