You forgot to add:

I know how you feel ...

1) when you sit down to do the income taxes 
(finally), realize how many of the credit card 
entries are for cels (backgrounds, DVDs, figures, 
graphic novels, what have you) and how much you 
actually spent on them, and turn green...

2) you vow you're not going to buy ANY more cels 
for awhile because you have to pay Big Brother, 
and then find yourself checking for updates 
anyway (after all, how will you know if you miss 
your dream cel?)

and...

3) you sell stuff on eBay only to be faced with 
that loveliest of happenstances, the buyer who 
not only won't sent the damn money in a timely 
fashion, won't answer email, won't use any of the 
payment methods you've specified, and then 
finally sends CASH (not even very well concealed 
cash).  Growl.

Blah.  It's Monday morning.  None of the above 
rates in the same bin with the "lost my dream cel 
to another bidder" or "lost my dream cel to the 
postal service" blues, but they're my uglies for 
the day :)