Kav throws on his cammis and uses his Marine 
Corps training to sneak in to Whizbang's house. 
Kav makes past the first layer of defense, (the 
fence) making his way across the lawn to the edge 
of the house wile avoiding the anti-ninja bear 
traps. Kav is now in the house. Using suction 
cups Kav craws across the wall to avoid pits of 
acid, spikes, some killer rabbits, and a dancing 
toaster. Once in the basement Kav looks for and 
finds the cel vault. Seeing that it has a combo-
lock and is "UL" listed is theft proof Kav whips 
out his safe cracking device.... 8.5 pounds of C-
4. *smirk* With the C-4 in place and detonator in 
hand Kav looks for some cover. He find a card 
table to hide behind and...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
*Click*
BOOOOOM!!!
*cough cough* 
As the smoke clears Kav sees that the door in 
still in place ^%#(&*!!! Kav runs over to the 
door and kicks it in anger. *thunk* The opens. 
Kav feels like an idiot for not checking to see 
if the vault was unlocked to begin with. Kav is 
now in the vault and busts out his handy-
dandy "Fog-in-a-can" *PISSSSSSSSST* with the area 
all fogged up Kav can see the laser trip wires. 
After some top-secret Kun-Fu moves, Kav can see 
the cel but there’s a little problem... He must 
first make it past some super-deformed Sailor 
Scouts! *EEK!*  Knowing that he can’t hit a girl 
Kav ponders his options for a sec. As the Scouts 
move in for the kill, Kav yells out “Look, over 
there isn’t that Tuxedo Mask?” wile pointing in 
some random direction. Serena - “Really? Thanks!” 
and runs off to find him. This causes the rest of 
the Scouts to run after her to in vain to explain 
to her it was a trick. With them out of the way, 
he moves over to the cel and checks for booby-
traps. None, “That weird” he thinks as he grabs 
the cel of Shidou. And then Kav hears a faint 
voice “You know you shouldn’t take that, it’s not 
yours.” 

Kav – “What the...”
The Voice – “You know better now put it back Kav.”
Kav – “Who’s there?”
The Voice – “Don’t you remember me? I’m your 
conscious.”
Kav – “But, but, but I want it! Please just this 
once?
Kav’s Conscious – “No. Now put it back where you 
found it.”
Kav – “But... But...”
Kav’s Conscious “Now!”
Kav – “OK fine” (Kav starts to mumble under his 
breath)
Kav’s Conscious “What was that?”
Kav – “Hun? What? Um nothing”
Kav’s Conscious – “Right”

Kav puts the cel back and leaves broke hearted, 
but guilt free. He runs in to the super-deformed 
Sailor Scouts again and does the same trick with 
the same results. As they run off Kav chuckles 
under his breath says “Meat Ball head”  
Serena stops dead in her tracks looks at Kav... 
and starts to run towards him and yells 
out ”DARRON!!!”

Kav – “Oh-boy this, this is bad.’
Kav’s Conscious “Now may be the time to um RUN!!!”
Kav “Way ahead of ya”

Kav, realizing his mistake runs like a bat out of 
a rather warm place out of Whizbang's house. 
Lucky he ditched the Scouts by the dancing 
toaster (Thank God!) 
After getting back to the fence he meats up with 
Evilminion, and his barrowed band of ninjas. 
After giving him a heads-up on what lays ahead 
Kav hops the fence. *Clunk Ping 
WHAM* “AHHHHHHHHH” Kav remembers he “forgot” to 
tell them about the anti-ninja bear traps *Evil 
laughing*

Wow can you tell how has way too much time on 
their hands. That was almost a fan fic!

Later dudes
Kav