1)  "Keep-Track" site comes before your morning 
cup of coffee.

2)  You tell the post office employees what an 
IPMO looks like.  (It's the PINK one!)

3)  A $200 cel is a "bargain".

4)  You wait by the window for the mail delivery 
to come.

5)  Cel dealers and/or deputy services send you 
holiday greeting cards.

6)  Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches for a week 
seems a fair trade-off for your latest purchase.

7)  2 cel books isn't enough.

8)  Your price / buy limit inches up week by week.

9)  Your spouse / significant other doesn't 
REALLY need to know how much you paid for that 
one.

10)  You fill out every credit card application 
that comes through the door.  

:)  others??